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Sunday, 9 June 2024

"Exciting" Cable news

 God knows how I managed to luck into this but it seems Archive.org have come up trumps once again. 

Actually I know full well how I got there, looking for stuff on Video Buyer and User magazine. But what we have here was literally the unsearchable. A full scan of the magazine we got in the mail from Cable and Wireless every month or Videotron as it became.

There is HVC or Home Video Channel  which was always scrambled, and was part of the adult channel. 

 Also not being Indian or of South Asian heritage there are listings for Indra Dhnush which has information here. Finally there is the pre NBC Superchannel with the looping dog animation and Voltron but no Conan O'brien or Tonight Show with Jay Leno. 

The Children's Channel bit is causing me some grief as some of these do not ring a bell. Stories without words was normally Bunny With Chequered Ears / Teddy Dropear. But this suggests some stuff which I don't remember. 

Anyway if you want to check out what August 1991 was like for us go here.

Sunday, 1 August 2021

Sky G(One)

Sky One is to close 20 years after it ceased to be relevant. It's being superseded by two new channels both of which are, if we're honest, too little far too late. If anything Sky Living was what Sky One was in the past few years, back before it became Sky Witless, but, as I grew up watching Sky its time for some memories, that I've probably aired before.

The DJ Kat show

With cool cat, DJ Kat, and Rod Hull's daughter it was an excuse to play a load of obscure and cheap cartoons such as the English version of Spoon Obasasn, and the full version of Super Mario Bros Super Show with Lou Albarno. Later gained a mouse puppet called Yummi Ticklemouse.

Card Sharps / Concentration / Jeopardy / Press Your Luck

American Gameshows were an early staple of Sky, Card Sharps is just a Rebranded Play Your  Cards Right with Bob Eubanks  rather than good ol' Brucie. Jeopardy is the Paul Coia version which no one remembers.

In Living Color.

Comedy show with the Wayans brothers and a little known comic called Jim Carrey. I wonder if he ever made it big? 

The Simpsons.

6:30 on a Sunday night, where you could watch the greatest show of all time, So much good writing and probably shaped me more as a person than anything else save Beavis and Butthead.

The X Files.

Never cared about the big two sci fi series Stars Trek and Wars. This was my jam with a strong female lead and Mulder who just didn't give two fucks. The show ended with season 9 as did any relevancy that Sky One was going to be decent again.

Fun Factory.

The weekend equivalent to the DJ Kat show, this was a cartoon block presented in the early days by Crocker the Crocodile and Snook the Seal. Later would scrap them entirely and just play decent cartoons such as Fox's Peter Pan and Ultraman.

Pokemon and Yu gi oh!

What you don't realize is that Sky One was the home of Pokemon from about 1999 onwards, Yu-gi-oh! was the final gasp of the weekend cartoon covering all the way up to the Darts / Eye of Timaeus story arc before it withered and died.

There was a few more things that I should mention, such as the original Flash series and Stargate airing but I think that was Sky 2 of all things.

Edit totally forgot about ALF and Sale of The Century, both mainstays of early Sky.

Sunday, 7 March 2021

Crisscross Shadows

 Before I talk about this months book, I have some minor obscure news regarding The Children's Channel.

I've finally found the name of the music that went with the opening credits of Stories without words eastern European cartoon block.

It's one of those classical songs that you hear from time to time either in cartoons or used as filler, but I never knew the name of this legendary work. Now I can safely say the used Mendelssohn's Fruhlingslied as a signature tune. You can listen to it here.

Crisscross shadow.

We have a new book up for you, this time it's The Crisscross Shadow in both its UK and Original incarnations. 

It's one of those revised editions, where the revised edit is like a cut for TV experience. You lose the Hardys receiving an invisible Ink threat. Quite a bit from the hand egg and lacrosse games. And finally the Sleuth's mechanical problems are removed entirely in the revised edit.

The story itself concerns the boys receiving a visit from a strange salesman, selling Indian leather goods and winds up nicking a photo of Fenton Hardy. He gets off due to a crooked lawyer pal and the boys try to track him down via the leather goods. It leads to a remote Indian tribe called the Ramapans* and their legend of the crisscross shadow ,where the deeds to their land is hidden.

It's also the story where Chet's grandad gets his Indian name of Eat-a-whole-moose.

Not a bad tale overall and, like I say, its one of the later canon issues that have a few revisions to update them, but are not that dissimilar. You can read both remake and original stories, here.

*Note both Ramapan and Pashunk tribes mentioned here in the book are fictional.


Sunday, 7 June 2020

3 Stories.

Apologies for this in advance. When I post race stuff all the mentals come out of the woodwork. I'm still haunted by the boat missing cunt on one of my Steve Lawrence posts several years on. Anyway, on with the show.

Story 1.

Bum riots.

I fully understand the rationale behind the riots. I fully understand that you do not kneel on a guy for 8 minutes for essentially having a counterfeit note. I also fully understand the US Cops are full on Robocop mentalists.

I don't understand burning and looting your own communities, often of black run small businesses down because free stuffs yo. Worse every day I log into the twatter its an avalanche of bad take after bad take. 

White people need to bend the knee.

ACAB / Shut down the police.

Anti fa are anti fascist. Rather than the problem to the solution. Seriously only Metokur and Sargon on facebook are keeping me sane here. Largely because Metokur just wants the world to burn.

I've seen white lives matter trend and its largely KPop weirdos, a real case of cancer begetting cancer.
And I've seen the UK protests turn ugly from a largely legitimate peaceful protest. Going to watch to see if there's a spike in SARS 2 electric boogaloo cases in the coming weeks, in said communities.

Story 2.

Our Maddie.

This one is sort of linked to work, but its also to do with the ongoing Maddie McCann case.

It's news now because they've picked up a German nonce because he may have something to do with her disappearance.  (I'm waiting for some actual evidence before I'm rushing in. Habeas Corpus yo.)

Context: They had a little girl who wanted me to help her on with her coat at a place I work at. Her mum was getting her phone fixed out the front, apparently they can come to you to fix it now. I helped her on with it and she started to follow me around (she's about 3 I'd say).  Luckily her mum had finished getting her phone fixed and she could see her come up. So she went back.

Did a double take this morning, going over it in my head, if she went missing, I'd be the last person she saw, not a good look for an autard like me. The press would have a field day too. I'd never hurt anyone but they are not to know that.

Story 3.

Books and that.

The copyright cunts are bitching at archive.org for their inspired massive lending library scheme. Worse they're trying to get it taken down for good. This means no wayback machine, no prelinger archives and a whole lot more. You can read more here.

Personally as most of the books there are out of print or mostly difficult to get I see no problem with their lending library scheme. You don't see anyone protest about this though.


Sunday, 31 May 2020

DJ Kat show and a doppleganger

Haven't had much to write about old cable stuff lately. Was reminded of Rod Hulls daughter Catrina Hylton Hull, from a twitter post and now can't remember if we ever wrote about the DJ Kat show.

I hate to be one of those people who keep repeating themselves but there is a good write up on IMDB for those wondering what it was.

Read that, good, here is a few more supplementary facts for you, though facts maybe just random memories and stuff.

Along with ITV they used to show the Super Mario Bros Super show here and quite a few obscure cartoon slots back in the day.  Think Mrs Pepperpot aka Spoon Obasan and the Sylvanian Families along with a few guest spots such as cookery with Lesley Waters.

Sadly as I never taped nothing back in the day, I have sketchy memories of this as well as a few clips on line from people such as Sid N's Youtube Channel (a nice bit of anime for you to prove we're not lying to you.)


Also another mystery has presented itself to me not related to this. I have a double playing acid on IFM live fest. Me with hardware, except its not me and of course didn't stick around to see who it was, have decided to keep tracks on their archive . org profile to see if they upload the set where not me is playing live.  

Sunday, 15 September 2019

Sky Q News

We finally upgraded to Sky Q, after what seemed like an eternity on Sky SD.  This means I can finally watch NHK world again after it went to HD back around 8 years ago. We may even get back Fox news even though it was nixed for even longer.  France24 will of course be back then and I'll no longer have to rely on scrolling through what was left on SD before eventually settling on al onion (Jazeera,)

If you want to know what that was like and a brief bit of the news and views of Qatars premier news outlet, read on.  But first the reason why we did, what we did and why we got rid of a near 20 year old sky box.

Not only did channels migrate to HD and their SD equivalents get shut down but, every time it updated it would either whistle (a high pitched tone don't know if it was interference or just aging hardware, it would whistle all the time until it rebooted) or go mute. It also started to crash and had to be rebooted in a similar fashion, i.e unplugged and plugged back in, the old turn it off and on again. 

EDIT, It is to do with Thomson boxes only which ours was. Our other box was an Amstrad and used to go silent when updating.

Finally back to the news, if you'd like to hear news with a slight middle eastern bent to @l Jizz isn't that bad.  Watching them cover Jamal Khashoggi or The Yemen crisis first hand as well as a few other bits and pieces from round the world and most crucially enough though precious little brexit news, which seems to infest twitter and other sources.

Mostly though on their scrolling news ticker they have a story about a journalist in an Egyptian jail for almost 1000 days. He appears nowhere else and isn't deemed news worthy by any other outlet.

This should occur sometime in the week if my calculations are correct. I wonder what will happen if he gets released.



Sunday, 21 April 2019

Moomin Valley

Happy Easter one and all. We're currently watching this on Sky One over the Easter weekend and its proving to be quite the best version of it. Beats the scary Polish Moomins, that we had as a kid and is on a par with the mid 90's anime that BBC1 used to show when I was in sixth form.

For me its voices Matt Berry from House of Fools as Moominpapa, the bloke from Kingsman as Moomin and the Swedish guy who voices Snuffkin is spot on. In fact this is how I imagined Snuffkin to be, rather Scandinavian and aloof, but at the same time with a deep love of nature.

Little My is of course a massive pain in the arse and while I can't remember her from the books, it must be based on some kind of reality.

It's not just the Hardy Boys books that I read in school.  Can remember these from primary school as well as reading Hugh Lofting's Dr Doolittle's books too.  In fact I would genuinely love a cartoon based on these books as well. Maybe in the style of Dr Snuggles or Willy Fogg. Maybe an anime. Anything to take away the pain of either the films. I was not a fan.

Anyway the book scan is currently on hold as simple scan is being a little cunt at the moment.

Sunday, 6 May 2018

We need to talk about Apu

So this has come around again, Apu from the Simpsons is apparently voiced by a white guy.  Specifically Hank Azaria who is the voice of chief Wiggum among others (Wiki says  Superintendant Chalmers too, he of the enjoyable luncheon meme) but not Mr Burns as I originally thought. Apparently being a white guy and voicing an Indian character is bad mmkay and you should really give it to an Indian guy because current year and such.

It was always an odd thing to see Apu growing up.   Him behind the Kwik E Mart counter was such an English thing, as there is always an Indian run Corner Shop here.  I never saw any Indians on US TV growing up (what imports we got back then), never any allusions to curry or any other south Asian cuisine and certainly never any Gurdwara or Hindu Temple let alone a small shrine to Ganesh that Apu has in his shop 

I didn't really care about this to begin with, as to be honest, the Simpsons has been dead to me for ages.  Its gone from a definite stop everything and tune in to Sky One at 6:30 to a gradual levelling off of interest, to plain indifference once the new season comes on Sky.  In fact replace Simpsons with Sky one and you'd have my reaction to the channel itself but that's beyond the point.

To be honest Apu was one of my favourite characters along with comic book guy and Lionel Hutz (voiced by the much missed Phil Hartman) he was always treated fairly and off all the characters seemed to have the better deal.  I grew up around a big Indian community and hung out with the kids at school and  no one really gave a fuck about his race or that.  (they mainly argued religion and the perennial shitness of the England cricket team as a bonus I learned a few curse words in Urdu which is nice).  Its only recently that its become a problem, and which I give you this conundrum.

Even if you get an Asian guy in to voice act, you'll have to keep his accent the same.  Because if you weren't born here (and I remember the episode where Apu takes his citizenship test) you'll keep your accent no matter what.   His kids though should be more American than the Americans as they're born here, just like it is in real life.

Sunday, 13 October 2013

Sky Plus Lego

We have a second hand Sky Box and its rather better than what we previously have, this is due to the fact its a Sky plus box rather than a normal sky box.  We picked it up a few weeks back and it required a bit doing to it where a bit stands for adding cables and a remote.  The cables are easy we just switch it over from the regular Sky box we have and it'll work no problem, card is more problematic as it seems to deny us the right to view Sky Movies and Sports (not that I care about movies and sports), but regular stuff and the odd sky channel its ok.  You know I can't remember the last time I cared about Sky one (oh yeah Touch and they cancelled that) unlike when I was young and showed stuff worth a lick.  The remote we picked up at the Meridian bootsale for the princely sum of £10 as opposed to the £25 or so they wanted in store, it sort of works (no subs no sky EPG) so I'm proud of that, all I have to do is deal with Sky and get recording added.

On other news I found my old Lego in a sweet jar in the cupboard, ominously titled stick insects on the lid (we did have them, they were a gift from a neighbour and they fed on Privet).  Tipping it out we found these things.

A mass of weird blocky trees.
A collection of dismembered lego men not including several firemen mostly missing hands, heads and legs.
A chef excellence who's main body was replaced with a set of wheels.
Various ladders (from the fire station set)
Various space thrustery bits (from the lunar landscape set)

Oh and these two characters.
Percy Pig is on your right.
Percy Pig comes with his own wheelbarrow which I still have, the other guy well I don't know who he is only that its the only thing left from my duplo set as a kid.  I love his cheeky grin and porkpie hat and seems to be part of a tugboat toy (thus making him a sailor.)

Sunday, 21 March 2010

Freakish Television memories PT2.

So apart from kids TV, the other stuff I watched a lot of as a youngster were game shows. American game shows. Probably the strangest thing about old Sky was the way they would, in the morning after their cartoons were over, they would run game shows from 9am onward. People in big glasses and bigger hair playing various shows and possibly winning a car. The three axes of evil for gameshows were, Sky (now Sky One), SuperChannel (later NBC Europe, now long since cancelled.) and Lifestyle Channel which was owned by WH Smiths (though we didn't know this at the time, oh and also completely extinct).

Superchannel.

Superchannel was weird, they had Voltron and Rambo, and for a while Jackpot. When they were NBC Europe they also had Jay Leno's talkshow at 9pm weekdays which was da bomb, though to be honest we never ever watched the talkshow bits, only Jay and especially Headlines.

Jackpot.
Jackpot worked like this - you had a small audience of people with one person at the front answering questions, from a selected person from the bunch. If they get it wrong they changed places with the person who answered the questions. Looking on Youtube it seems to have been part of NBC which is why we got it on Superchannel. Not a lot of fun here and to be honest looking at it now it just seems so redundant.

Sky One.

A major player in game show excellence, Sky circa 1990 had: Press Your Luck, Concentration, Lets make a deal, Card Sharks and Jeopardy with Alex Trebek.

Press Your Luck.
Press your luck. Don't remember a whole lot about this. Don't remember the set up or scoring either. In fact the only thing I remember is this. They had a little red cartoon dude called the Whammy, when a person fucked up on the show, he would come and perform some dumbass trick like mess with tnt, this would backfire and the contestant would lose all his cash.

W00t Tnt and a whole lot moar here.
In hindsight looks like the attract screen of a fruit machine. Maybe it was.

In a related note, listening to old acid track Phortune House Rights (Fight For it), theres a sample that sounds suspiciously like it could be the whammy, saying don't take my house.

Concentration.
Concentration was an NBC show based on the concept of find two panels that match on a board of squares. You then had to solve the riddle underneath, we remember one being Good Golly Miss Molly for some unknown reason. Your host was Alex Trebek, who also did Jeopardy as well. There's an English version with Bob Carolgees, though it's unknown if Spit the Dog was involved as well (He probably was gobbing at the contestants, the dirty Bast).

Jeopardy.

Another Alex Trebek hosted show and probably the one he's best known for, there's a bit of it in Airplane if you're wondering. The aim of the game is to answer questions on a board, but only in the form of a question. Questions were phrased thusly: A painful attack to the genitals caused by swift attack of a foot, you would be answer like this, What is a kick in the Bollocks, Alex? (two hours writhing on the ground and all chances of fatherhood dashed). The show was entertaining enough for Sky to do their own version with Paul Coia, it was, just like Bob Carolgees version of Concentration unmitigated shite.

Card Sharks.

An American version of Play Your Cards Right, this was hosted by Bob Eubanks instead of Brucie and lets face it apart from the name change was identical minus Bruces catchphrases).

Lets Make A Deal.

Imagine the horrors of Cosplay, now make a gameshow based around this, a whole audience dressed up as one mass of wrong and you'll begin to understand why Lets Make A Deal sucked balls. We stuck it out for 5minutes back in 1992, we normally liked the gameshows but this was seriously crap.

Lifestyle Channel.
They only had two gameshows and both were excellent, The original American version of Supermarket Sweep and The Jokers Wild mixing One armed bandits and questions.

Supermarket Sweep.

When you're in store and you hear that beep, think of the fun you'll be having, on supermarket sweep. Sheer bloody poetry that, hosted by David Ruprecht. Three teams of contestants, asked general knowledge about produce in general before they were allowed to go 'wild in the aisles' with the time they accumulated from said questions. Spicing it up were large foam props to pick up and assorted doofuses in fancy dress to generally hassle the contestants. Fondest memories came from this pure mix of greed and people haring round a condemned supermarket.

Looking up on this, both the U.S and U.K versions were almost similar, though we didn't get any people in costumes. The U.K version was also a big success with Dale Winton as host, something you couldn't easily say with the usual US game show conversions.

The Jokers Wild.

A game based on a fruit machine, you spun reels and answered questions on stuff that came up. If you got 3 jokers you won. In fact, they had this guy who seemed to be on every week, and as it was winner stayed on, looked like he was there for months. We figured he looked like a serial killer possibly from being on that show for months at a time.

There's a UK gameshow of the same name but has 4000% more Bernard Manning than is strictly necessary and is nothing to do with the show itself. It has Frank 'Its a cracker' Carson too though that may just be me thinking of The Comedians instead.