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Sunday 30 May 2021

Cunmerries

I have been reading the excellent Fair Dinkum by Douglas Lockwood, a selection of true tales from his time up in the Northern Territories of Australia. It covers the war, the local Aborigines (pretty positive spin on them, which is always good to read.) and the miners with a handful of ghost stories and such thrown in.

However there is one story from page 68 that will be of some interest to those who like cryptozoology and the various beasts that hide from men.

The scene is this, various Aboriginals are settled round a campfire talking about stories with Douglas settling out of the wind. I quote directly as it does deserve to be wider known.

"I bin remember that time..." said the Left-Hand Boomerang Man. His voice was a song, a deep-throated purr... "that time I was working with that drover, Matt. We were taking a mob into The Isa when it happened."

"What happened?" some one asked.

"The cunmerries came over."

"The cunmerries? What are they?" one of the half castes asked. I noticed the other were silent and still, but as wide-eyed as children hearing for the first time about a fearsome bogey-man.

"It's a properly cheeky feller," Left-Hand said. "It's a big bird, about three times bigger'n that horse I was ridin'" 

"A bird, you say. Can he fly?"

"Yeah, he can fly all right," Agilyara said. "He's got wings wider'n that tree, and he can fly faster'n a galloping horse. He's got big hands like a crocodile with only four fingers, and red eyes, like that charcoal."

He pointed into the campfire and every eye, including mine, followed his. I was fascinated and considerably chilled by his recitation about something none of us understood.

"Have you seen these cunmerries?" I asked. I had wanted to remain on the outskirts to see and hear without being seen, but sheer driving curiosity had drawn me in.

"Oh, yeah, I've seen him, all right," Left-Hand said. "I seen him one moonlight night with Matt- not far from here."

Instinctively, we all drew closer to the fire.

"What was he like?" I asked, as credulous as any piccaninny. 

"My horse started to snort and shake and then he wanted to run," Agilyara said. "I was on night watch. Then the mob of cattle I'm tailin' got up and they're runnin' straightaway. Stampedin'. I yelled to Matt and went after them flat out. My horse ran faster that night than I've ever known a horse to run. He was bad scared. Then I heard a 'swish' over my head and I could see this big shadow with glarin' eyes flyin' on to the cattle. I seen him come down over the mob and pick up a bullock in his hands and fly away with him. The cattle all cried out, a kind of terrible cry that I never heard cattle make before."

We all stared into the fire, frozen.

"Matt came up then," Agilyara said. "He heard me yell and he was cursin' because he had to get out'a bed, and he wanted to know why the cattle was runnin'. So I told him. But he called me a black somethin' and said I was drunk and had been asleep on watch. He wouldn't believe me. He was properly wild and he sent another boy out to watch with me. The cattle didn't lie down again all that night and we had trouble holdin' 'em. My horse was still shakin' under me when daylight came."

"Is that the end of the story?"

"No," Agilyara said. "That bullock the cunmerrie took was right on the outside of the mob. They had been runnin' through soft ground, so next mornin' we followed the tracks. That one's tracks... they just stopped there... they didn't go anywhere.. the tracks just finished while he was still runnin'. Old Matt didn't understand that so he counted the heads... There was one missin', and after that he wasn't wild with me any more. But he didn't say nothin'."

Just what this cunmerrie was, real animal or entirely something of myth and legend. I thought it would be much better, if I shared it with you and let you make up your own minds about it.

Sunday 23 May 2021

What Happened At Midnight Redux

 Nothing much to add, except that both files are up now.

You can get the original and rewrite here and here.

Also, despite the weather, I managed to get my Gibbaeum to flower.

Flower size about 2cm.



Sunday 16 May 2021

Junk Tour Ilford

 First real junk tour since the lock down ended and decided to go to east London for a junk tour.

Ilford is one of the low tier places to visit, you can get there by bus from Stratford or to save bus fare, take the Tube to Gants Hill and walk through Valentines Park to reach the high street. Its a nice walk and you may even see a duck or a squirrel (by may, I of course mean, will.) on your walk through to civilisation.

The have a few charity shops there including a cancer research and a hospice shop. There is also a Salvations Barmy if you want some cheap gear, but that is the limit. There were fewer shops open and this time and a few that had closed entirely. What was open were doing deals on books and CDs so I've basically bought stuff to fill up numbers.

Cancer research had a few things on a deal. I got a few CD's and books including a double bill of Bill Hicks (Rant in E Minor and an autobiography- not the Bert Lahr one) and a strange Islamic book refuting Darwinism. The greatest thing about this is opening it up an finding some photographs of a random woman put inside. She looks Malaysian and seems to be part of a wedding, either the bride of friend of. God knows why they were stuffed in this book on intelligent design.

The book is a train wreck and if Bill's Biography is funnier then I will eat my words. 

The hospice was closed for lunch / restock so I visited Cex and saw my first PS5 in the wild. They really do look like a budget space heater. They wanted £780 each one and they had a few in stock so, if you want to pay stupid money for something with hardly any games, then Cex in Ilford is where you want to. I don't think I'll bother.

Salvation's Barmy was the last port of call, they had a similar deal on CDS there and got Tubular bells which is awful and New Order Power, Corruption and Lies both newspaper tie in's, when they gave away CDs in the mid 2000's to boost sales and such. They had a few records, but these all seemed to be Indie guitar trash so didn't bother. 


Sunday 9 May 2021

Jab

 A few boring bits and pieces that do not warrant their own blog entries.

SARS 2 Electric boogaloo jab.

I've finally gotten the jab up at my local hospital after some wrangling. It didn't hurt and apart from some non specific aches and pains (which have now settled into a sore arm), am largely symptom free. My follow up jab is at the end of July so fingers crossed it goes well.

I've seem so much vaccine hysteria on line about this, mostly from the loony right (the loony left, if you're wondering, is still mourning the loss of Jeremy Corbyn) anti vaxxer and anti masker weirdo's its untrue.

I don't agree with half and a quarter of what these liberty fags want. I will say this that China have covered it up and there is probably more to the story than Winnie the Pooh's commie cartel is telling us about the origins of the Wu flu.

FYI. Although I hate masks, I will wear them for my sakes rather than anyone else. Selfish, I know, but if I don't get SARS 2 then you don't get SARS2.


Sunday 2 May 2021

The Great Airport Mystery

 Could've sworn I'd put this up before, but, it seems I didn't. Anyway this is a review or sorts for The Great Airport Mystery, both in its original and revised editions.

PLOT

The original plot has the boys buzzed by a piss head of a pilot in his plane whilst driving down one of the dirt roads in town. It leads them to a mail thief and being framed for the crime by the Bayport police.

In order for them to get back their reputation and catch the crook, the boys, ignoring pressurization and temperature changes, stow away in the tail section of the crooks airplane and finally get the gang. Its been about a year or two since I've read this, so its not so fresh in my mind but this is the gist of what I remember of it.

The remake has them investigate a series of cargo thefts of platinum parts from the Stanwide airport co offices and the ghost of a pilot downed over a French part of the Caribbean. It's not a bad update although the ending seems a little rushed for my liking. 

The main story remains the same, even if its platinum parts rather than the company payroll, that is the object of the thieves crime.

You can read both the remake and the original here and here.