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Sunday 28 April 2019

Missing Chums Redux

I have a brand new book for you to read and enjoy. This is the Hardy Boys the Mystery of the Missing Chums. The original version of this story differs quite a lot from the UK and indeed the American reprint that made its way to the bookshelves when I was small. 

Here the boys have a bunch of hardened crims to deal with on the ominous Blacksnake Island. Of course Biff and Chet are still captured but this time the story, is much more believable.  There is some genuine peril here, unlike the reprint which seems to hang around Shanty town too much and seems to involve the coast guard far too much. 

The premise is that Chet, and Biff are off on a trip up the coast and the two boys can't come as they have to look after their mum. Fenton Hardy is off on the trail of a crook, called Baldy Turk, in Chicago. So the boys are stuck at home.

As I noted before, Aunt Gertrude shows up, and is a total beast in this. She's a surprise guest, and treats the two lads as if they were still little kids. She has a cat called Lavinia. She settles in and runs the house as if it was her own, this includes steaming open Fenton Hardy's personal mail.  Will not spoil this for you any more, but with both versions up you can read the two side by side and see what commonalities they both have.

Next ones will be the Shortwave mystery. So will have to get my finger out and transcribe this.

Sunday 21 April 2019

Moomin Valley

Happy Easter one and all. We're currently watching this on Sky One over the Easter weekend and its proving to be quite the best version of it. Beats the scary Polish Moomins, that we had as a kid and is on a par with the mid 90's anime that BBC1 used to show when I was in sixth form.

For me its voices Matt Berry from House of Fools as Moominpapa, the bloke from Kingsman as Moomin and the Swedish guy who voices Snuffkin is spot on. In fact this is how I imagined Snuffkin to be, rather Scandinavian and aloof, but at the same time with a deep love of nature.

Little My is of course a massive pain in the arse and while I can't remember her from the books, it must be based on some kind of reality.

It's not just the Hardy Boys books that I read in school.  Can remember these from primary school as well as reading Hugh Lofting's Dr Doolittle's books too.  In fact I would genuinely love a cartoon based on these books as well. Maybe in the style of Dr Snuggles or Willy Fogg. Maybe an anime. Anything to take away the pain of either the films. I was not a fan.

Anyway the book scan is currently on hold as simple scan is being a little cunt at the moment.

Sunday 14 April 2019

Emperors birthday. Missing Chums.

Was going to hold off until the original version, was done, but here is the Mystery of the Missing Friends aka Missing Chums UK edition, from the original Hardy boys series for you to read.

There isn't that much different from the U.S.A version to be honest. Some of the spellings have been changed to have the U's put back in them, such as "harbour" and "colour". The bad guy drinks Fizzle Lemonade now instead of Soda and a few other bits such as kerosene and commercial have been changed to paraffin and advertisement. More strange is that Chet Morton's line at the beginning where he says that they will be the death of him has been changed.  I wonder if it was policy at Armada to remove all references to death then.

Finally you get the previous and next story changed as we had a different line up here.  Your previous tale was the Tower Treasure and The Viking Junk Mystery follows this. 

Also a note on "Chums". Nobody really called each other chums here except for the term bum chum from the picking game each, peach, pear plum, choose your best bum chum. A girls version of Ip dip.

Incidentally Bum Chum is one of the many names for homosexuals and is hilarious when used for products such as these. They're easy on your baby's bum apparently, I guess they don't know what we know.

Also have turned up a factsheet from a dead old Channel 4 show called plants for free. I doubt anything exists of this now, but for some reason we have a photocopied version  of it done by an old neighbour. I'll get this scanned and added to Archive. org over easter so what out for that.




Sunday 7 April 2019

Some greenhouse news

A rather patriotic Poselgeri.
Finally been down to the greenhouse for the first watering of the year.  Have noticed that some of the Mammilarias have set fruit, thanks to the hot weather last year.  Mostly its the usual suspects such as Prolifera, and Hahniana thanks to the sheer amount we have grown from past seed.  But I also noticed that we have some fruit on Cochemiea Poselgeri as well.

Not quite sure why they are in Mammilaria in the first place as they tend to be huge trailing things, a guy I knew had one up to 6 foot tall, with some impressive scaffolding to keep it upright, as in nature it trails.  Most Mamms are small and spreading with a few that get huge (a foot or more in height, or 30cm for metric ponces.)  Maybe genetics will sort them out, and maybe not.

Any way I took a bunch of photos of it with its fruits on display and then removed them for safe sowing.  They kinda look like sweet corn kernels, which is much more rounder than what I've seen on display that regular Mammilarias do.  I'll update this with the photos when they finally come off my phone and will do a comparison shot between Prolifera and Hahniana's fruits as well as some seed shots too.

Edit: Photos.

Cochimeia Fruit