As promised this is our 100th post and as a milestone we'll be taking a look at the claims of veteran reviewers Harry and Michael Medved, authors of trash film guide the Golden Turkey Awards an early 80's look at cinematic clunkers.
In fact we'll be delving into a single topic, and look away now if filth offends, its the Most Shamelessly (and Tastelessly) Derived Title For A Pornographic Film category.
Our list of nominees are as follows... IMDB links where possible. One Million AC/DC is NSFW and ludicrous to boot.
My Bare Lady
Sex Family Robinson
One Million AC/DC *
Pray For Rosemary's Beaver **
Flesh Gordon
Lust Horizons ***
The Sexorcist
Naughty Network
The Pink Lagoon ****
Every Which Way She Can
The French Lieutenants Boys
Beyond the Valley Of The Ultra Milkmaids
On Golden Blonde
Fleshdance *****
Flashpants
First Times At Cherry High
Sperms Of Endearment *6
Sister Dearest *7
E.T The Extra Testicle
and last 'butt' not least Romancing The Bone.
As you can see from the list there are millions ranging from cheapjack Hardcore productions, guaranteed to pull in the dough on the blockbusters name alone, to Million Years AC/DC with its rubber monsters and daft premise, swinging cavemen. The winner of the category is Beyond the Valley Of The Ultra Milkmaids, which the Medveds slated as:
The producers of BTVOTUM managed to to evoke echoes of all the films noted above, in an absolutely disgusting motion picture that had nothing to do with Russ Meyer, vixens, dolls, valleys, Jaqueline Susann, or Roger Ebert.
*In Eastman colour, complete with dude in a gorilla suit and a fat guy who looks like Pavarotti this actually looks like a hoot, mixing monster mash and softcore silliness.
** You'll notice theres no link, thats because it doesn't exist. There's a reference to Roman Polanski seeing a sign for Rosemary's Beaver (tagline Pray for Rosemary's pussy) in downtown L.A. when his film Rosemary's Baby was on, and thats as far as it gets.
*** Another no show, a Lust Horizons was released but in 1992, far after the book was published.
**** Contains Ron Jeremy
***** Another released years later job, a Fleshdance was released in 2008 but is unlikely to be the same film. EDIT its not. Its alternate name is Sexdance Fever and stars Ron Jeremy.
*6 We haven't found this one neither, its from 85. There is of course a later pron version but that doesn't count. We linked to bug girls blog simply cos of the insects man.
*7 Unlikely to ever be released uncut as Traci Lords was 16 when she made this.
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