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Sunday, 25 October 2020

Süper Mario

 Do you like Mario? Of course you do, but would you like it even better if he was: 

A, Turkish,

 and B, an obscure TV programme you could play along on your touch tone phone in order to... well I don't know Turkish at all, so there may not be any point to this all.

Bonus background on this, for a while, we've been bringing back a bunch of tapes thrown in the recycling bin at work, tossed during lockdown. They are from, I'm guessing, a Turkish house clearance, as they are all from Star TV from back in the 90's, with a few home broadcasts thrown in (some Top of The Pops and Sabrina Live at Montreaux festival is on the one pictured below along with..).

Gost Bastes 

I've dug out my old Video grabber and along with OBS, am currently going through these tapes and grabbing anything interesting and obscure on the way. Hence our current find of Super Mario.

SO WHAT IS IT.

Remember those times on Going Live where you would play a game using a touch tone phone. Those with the highest score would win, it was normally something like, Top Banana or such, but there were other games as well.  Well Süper Mario is exactly like that but drawn out into a whole show.


You essentially play Mario World, until all your lives are lost, the first Yoshi's Island bit via an old Touch Tone Phone, indeed most of this are just long beeps as you try to jump and fail. The host, Gül Ozan, gives words of encouragement and when its game over, a cheeky wave. but apart from that, well your guess is as good as mine. Those with the highest score after all this get.. well I don't know.

There doesn't seem to be much more to add, except that it's up at Archive.org as its too big for my paeon Youtube account, without splitting it down.

Süper Mario


With that all I have to do is give you a wave good bye.




Sunday, 18 October 2020

Welcome to despair.

 Short one this, but have been going down memory lane again.

Met an old friend from school I haven't seen for about 25 odd years. Just walking down the street, a chance encounter that, had I gone my usual route, would not have seen at all. We got talking, and said he still sees some of the old crowd from BTEC days and that he's married now.

Further on I decided to look up another person I worked with back in the day and actually fancied at one time. She has a website up and does mixed media art, and I have to say its pretty good. Though as a massive nitpicker the cactus is actually Gonialoe Variegata (previously Aloe Variegata) but I'll let it stand.

You can visit it here.


In other news the Byuu post has been updated, and I've been slowly scanning bits and pieces, mainly old bits from the Brian Lamb exotic collection. I have a few old journals to scan, and for all you Hardy fans, have started on the Hooded Hawk mystery original, which is another extended directors cut, nothing major different yet.. 

Sunday, 11 October 2020

Travel Channel tape

 Currently going through this tape, which contains part of a Panorama (I think) Documentary on X ray damage, and the Hugh Grant / Robin Williams film, 9 months, on Sky with bonus Kleenex sponsorship. We've come to a part where the film has ended and were in entirely unknown territory. 

Like the Power Rangers tape which contained some Mr Masturbator (Motivator) keep fit bits and some CITV stuff, we're now into some Travel Channel stuff from I'm guessing 1996 or so. There's some ads from one of those CD box sets (70's music rather then the more usual Classical Collections), trails for Birds of A Feather on SelecTV, and a healthy dose of Technical Difficulties complete with a channel logo and easy listening muzak.

Travel Channel is no more now, just like Bravo and the aforementioned SelecTV. It lasted to the middle of the year where an update from SKY put it out to pasture. It was a go to in the past year as they used to show Andrew Zimmern  shows at 9pm. If for some reason you wanted to see Bizarre foods America or the World versions of said shows, this was your go to. 

Not bad shows either, mostly keeping watch to see what he would actually eat, mostly offal with the occasional ethnic niche treat. Can remember him eating Shaved Ice in Hawaii, and visiting the ever present Nouvelle Cuisine ponce, straight out of somewhere like Seattle or Brooklyn for the win.

But most of the time its somewhere deep in the country, eating roadkill or freshly hunted stuff with the local backwoodsmen or at a local fair. 

Am I sad to see Travel go, kinda. It was OK and apart from that never really had anything to interest me. Maybe an update when I've finished the whole tape.


Sunday, 4 October 2020

A full on tat upgrade.

 Both Hidden Harbors are done now for you now, you can judge for yourself just how racist this book is, and then burn it seeing as its 2020. Get it from here and here

A note on the remake. We never really got a version of Hidden Harbor in the UK, I guess its due to violence and themes. I previously attributed it in House on the Cliff to a prescription drug smuggling theme that wouldn't translate whilst overlooking the sheer amount of guns involved and shoot out at the end. 

Hidden Harbor has similar themes, whilst the "racism" of the original would preclude it from being a substitute as The original Melted Coins was used, thanks to the new versions summer camp plot. 

The Hardys being demolition experts in the remake and blowing up a submerged tree with dynamite, would bar it from sale here, especially as the whole IRA were in full terrorist mode in the UK at the time. 

So like House on the Cliff, I've decided to anglicize it as if Armada were bringing it here back in the day. It's not the full American text, I guess its about 99% the same with a few bits and pieces changed here and there for period descriptions. It's not much an Amphibian plane is changed to  sea plane, and extra l's and u's are added to words.


New Scan stuff.

Thanks to redecorating, I now have a whole bunch of stuff to scan. A few booklets and loose stuff are done and I've found some Frosties cards from a Gameboy promotion. The art is something, and it's not the whole set but I'm slowly scanning these in. 

Favourites are 

Hair metal Simon Belmont looking like Wolf from Gladiators.

Retarded Paperboy.

And a whole clusterfuck of bad Gauntlet 2 art.



Sunday, 27 September 2020

Update

 Been doing some DIY to my bedroom so forgive the short post here.  Its a long overdue updating, as it was last done about 15 years ago. Its gone from a green room to a nice grey minimalist overtone look.

In related news I have all my books piled up in the computer room like some mad hoarder. I've tried to separate them into stuff to go and stuff that remains and will need to get to the last lot in the cupboard now I can get there. Hopefully a few will be able to go in and the charity shops will start taking them now.



Sunday, 20 September 2020

Le Anime et stuff.

 Got two things this week, first up is an update of stuff and the second is a video, both are French, or rather in the first case, French Canadian.


Videotron Update.

Not sure if I ever wrote about this before, but for a time our cable box was supplied by Videotron rather than Cable and Wireless. This meant we had some primitive games to play on our TV as a service along with cable television to our notoriously bad reception area.

There's an update of sorts on HG101, where one of the games (an ambitious adventure title is being reworked as a Coleco / NES game.  We still have our old remote in the cupboard at home along with a found manual, I picked up from the rubbish years ago. 

And if any of the games should get a rework, then its the break out game where you got an extra life for hitting a goldfish or the Qix clone, both were pretty good. 

The booklet I will have to dig out and scan if I haven't done already done so. Maybe add to Archive.org as well, but see below.

Jeane et Serge.

We picked up a tape called Jeane et Serge (Attacker You) along with a south bank show on electronic music that may have been overwritten by Power Rangers, along with something that just says X ray Documentary 1996.

Jeane et Serge is part of the Dans La Meme collection which has dubbed versions of Kickers, Ai Shite Knight, Story of the Alps: My Annette, Hiatari Ryoko!  Swiss Family Robinson: Flone Of The Mysterious Island and Pollyanna.

 I've romanized some of the titles here to their Japanese originals, and will kind of add a scan when I'm not busy. I have decorating to do, as my bedroom is being overhauled for the first time in years. We have a lot of stuff to shift.

From what I can tell, its a volleyball anime with some romantic overtones. The UK missed out on some stuff can only really remember Robotech or Voltron, being the parallel series back in the day, and that was strictly cable only. 

 Edit 

South bank tape is entirely overwritten by Power Rangers. On the upside have recorded some Mr Motivator bits and pieces and some ads along with some CITV from a Saturday. Still no sign of the Videotron manual though.

Sunday, 13 September 2020

Hidden Harbour Mystery A review of sorts.

 Just got through proofreading and editing the original version of the Hidden Harbour Mystery, aka the frightfully racist one, and I have to say its a thing.

For those of you who don't know the Hardy Boys stories were rewritten in the late 60's early 70's to remove stereotypes, outdated language and stuff like that and round the boys ages out at 17 - 18. instead of having them grow up over the novels. The later ones got a rewrite for brevity's sake but the earlier ones often were completely rewritten. Hidden Harbour is one of those.

Elements remain that are common to both. In this case a libel case, a feud between the Blackstone and Rand families and the setting of Larchmont Georgia. But for all intents and purposes there are two books.

The remake has the boys camp out near a small pond near the two families estates, which could be the famous hidden harbour that set it all off. They get shipwrecked on a small island where they find some old letters hidden by a lighthouse which just so happen to be pertinent to their case. 

The original has them shipwrecked while on a cruise and accused of whacking Mr Blackstone and stealing his money. 

The libel case pertains to who wrote a series of plays about the civil war ancestors of both families. These go down with the ship. The boys rescue Mr Blackstone,who they befriend whilst aboard and also notice a shaky Ruel Rand near their stateroom, Mr Blackstone gets KO.d and the boys rescue him and wash up on shore with Frank getting separated from Joe and Chet.  When they finally get together, the cops arrest them for the above assault.

So far so good, so where does the racism come into it.

Spoiler alert, the main bad guy in this is called Luke, a black geezer who dresses like, what we would call a pimp, I guess it would be a sort of Jazz get up back then, loud suit and a diamond ring. He talks with a heavy ebonics style of speech (they gave accents to nearly everybody in the old books.) and he runs a gang or secret club of fellow African Americans. He is the son of the main servant of the Blackstone's, who despairs of him and basically thinks of him as a wastrel and a fool.

He runs a gang of fellow blacks, and recruits them into a goofy secret society, which sounds remarkably modern, apart from the secret society nonsense, down at hidden harbour.

It is him and fellow youths, who has been perpetuating the feud between the two families, trying to kill Ruel Rand's mentally ill brother, Ewalt, off with a rock at one point. Its pretty near the point, especially due to BLM and that, and its the first time I've seen a black dude as the criminal in the Hardy universe. 

The whole thing ends up with the boys being lynched by a lynch mob and Frank pulling out his knife and cutting the rope and managing to calm the crowd along with the Blackstones and the Rands saying who was whipping up the feud.

Summary of this is, its pretty good. I don't know if this is a Leslie Macfarlane book, it has his style, but the black characters are more sympathetically written in his books. See Hidden Gold where a black farmer rides to their rescue on an old Model T Ford. Although its dated in places, its also bang up to date, in places. Mob justice and the madness of crowds. Copywright and disputed authorship, and being framed for a crime not committed.  

If you see it give it a go,you won't regret it.

 EDIT Forgot the most hilarious part of it all. Chet spying on Blackstone's Grand daughter and the Hapless private eye she sent after them making out. Due to language creep, Chet says he's watching them making love (Romancing on the detectives part and pretty one sided at that, she want's nothing to do with him.) making him sound like a massive sex pervert in modern parlance.