Review of the Year

 Happy Christmas. If you're a regular, Hah, you'll know what's coming but if you are new this is the time of year where I do a big round up of tracks I've heard that are good and bad. 

First up the good.

Can't say I've heard a lot of stuff that can be classed as good this year. Whereas 2020 kept us out the office, this year its fully distanced hell for you all, so Kiss FM is back on.

Doge Cat (Doja Cat) Wumma (Woman)

Could really do without the rap in this but have been spamming the acapella of this and waiting for someone to do a decent remix. The original isn't bad but its afrobeat so not good.

Justin Bieber Peaches.

It's not bad, but 2010 me still thinks the best thing he's done is get killed on CSI.

Noizu summer 91.

I know you're trying to be an oldskool hardcore track with the Angelo Badalamenti samples like Moby but he never did that gay ass drop back then and its what kills it for me. Listen to DJ Seduction or Manix to see how its done.

Black Madonna We Lost Dancing

I don't care what you call yourself now, this is still the best thing Kiss aired all year. And passable house at that.

Bad

Thanks to the drill explosion on the charts, this year is much worse than ever.

Russ Millions, Tion Wayne and Arr Tard Body.

Drill is probably the worst music that has been invented and perhaps the best example to kids, stay in school and don't listen to this shit. You wonder why kids stab each other. This.

Honourable mention. Arr Tard Oliver Twist and that other track he did that rips of T2 feat Jodie Heartbroken. Both stinkers.

Topic ATB. 9pm Till I Come

No one, needs to have a corny vocal line added to this, its fuck awful and the original wasn't all that either. This is some train wreck update.  On the upside there is a nice guitar cover of this that sounds like Fleetwood Mac.

Runners up. Aya doing glitched out pop on Bandcamp, Anthony Rother adding a free electro album for Xmas also Bandcamp. Ventla's daily synth jams on twitter, which are an utter joy to behold. Seriously dubbed out toys and payphones. Oh and Autechre doing a mix for Sophie just before they 42% themselves taking a selfie, the most Rod Hull thing ever.