Deadpoof2

First of all, I'd like to say that the Tower Treasure has been finished and proof read, and is included here for your reading pleasure. The next book will probably be one of the PDF proof edits, as its much less work than the typing exercise I currently do, for book edits. Incidentally we have Shortwave mystery on order from yankland so fingers crossed on that.

Feature Presentation Deadpool 2.

I'm really not a film fan nor much of a Marvel Comics fan either, so as there was football on TV last night decided to watch this on Sky, as the first Deadpool was my favouite of the Marvel series.

I think what made the original fun was the deadpan humour and the ability to fuck every other sentence to give a sort of realness that super hero movies lacked. Also seeing as Marvel has got woke we now have to put up with bollocks such as cultural appropriation jokes and jokes of racism and sexism in the sequel which as you can tell pissed on my chips.

I'd tell you the plot but its largely him joining the x men and getting put in the slammer called the ice box with a fat kid who can shoot fire from his fists.  Oh and there's Juggernaut from Marvel Vs Capcom and a few other dudes including Terry Crews as Bedlam and Cable also from Marvel VS Capcom 2 complete with his big fuck off gun, who returns from the future to stop fat kid from killing his wife and kids.

Its not bad, at this point, there are a few laboured quips and a few chuckle worthy jokes and then shit goes down, and fat kid and the Jug escape with Deadpool and Cable who hates him, in hot pursuit.

He assembles a team of mutants and Pete a regular Joe.  Most get killed in a paragliding incident apart from Domino who is A. lucky and B. pretty cool.

But the PC junk creeps in, the X Force is described as a gender neutral X men team. A black criminal gets killed by Cable (a really unsympathetic cunt he is as well honestly cable did him a favour.) and he gets branded a racist for the rest of the film due to this.  Oh and Teenage Niggertronic Warehouse is now a lesbian, but its OK as it fits her character and her GF is kinda cool too (hi Wade.).

Due to fat kid being tortured at weird academy him and the Jug go there to kill the headmaster and blow shit up.  Deadpoof goes there and a big fight ensues.  Its really gets underwhelming at this point, its supposed to be cool but isn't, and that's the whole problem with it, its supposed to be cool but somehow doesn't come off.   Worse there a few dubstep references and all they play is (Aids) Skrillex.  I asked for a Burial but all I got was brostep  instead.

All in all its good but not the original good.