So the clown in charge of this city has decided to rebrand the overground rail lines with new names. Personally I never new that the big amorphous orange blob that is the London overground network really needed to be split into several smaller lines to make it easier to navigate. Its just the overground, you don't need any fancy names that make it more confusing.
We all know why he's doing it, its just a virtue signal so the idiots vote him in again, and overlook the chronic mismanagement and rising crime rate that is characteristic of his term in office. In fact grand dumb vanity projects like this are more like Boris Johnson's term in the mayoral hot seat. But no its fucking labour.
The lines in question are going to be rebranded as such.
Bus Conductor line (Windrush line) Islington to West Croydon. Which covers all the worst areas of the capital, and is a fitting memorial for the many West Indians who provided vital service as bus conductors back in the day.
Weaver Line. Because something something, textile industry.
Little Line (Liberty Line) Because three fucking stops deserves its own line, obviously.
The Bobby Moore memorial line (Lioness line) I will also accept the Queens Park Rangers line. As it at least covers the area it concerns (West London). Anything is better than some wimmin wun the euros and deserve their own thing.
The Minmay line (Mildmay Line) Covers the actress Lynn Minmay and her efforts to achieve world piece through song.
The Insuffragette line. Because nothing says indulgence like domestic gender terrorists. The line you want is the Lemon line.
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