Limassol

 Glad to be back, first real holiday abroad for 3 years and as it's now Monday you'll get a post as I'm past vomiting and that feeling tired. Got in at 7am Sunday, no thanks to the cucks running EasyJet's baggage reclaim.

We'll start with television as its a nice easy segue into the rest of the holiday. Greek TV is still nothing to write home about, a lot of This Morning but Greek style rubbish and a lot of stuff subtitled in Greek but, actually English. Been watching Kris Marshall era Death In Paradise, which isn't bad and there was some weird, shadow black cartoon character show. Oh and an accurate dub of CGI Garfield, one where Jon visits his dad on the farm.

Non Greek stuff is limited to TVirus again, Rossiya and a few hold outs with 7D7 having a QR code permanently onscreen for Ukraine. This is also the place to see the X-Files at 5am, A nice dub of Scully BTW, Mulder they never get right. 

A few weird things that never came on, Italian Fishing TV, some Car channel and Euronews Hungary.

A few things that did come on, but had no sound. Both Fashion TV channels aka Fascism TV aka pointless clothes show.

The Arabic channels were well respected with Bahrain TV, BBC Arabic another waste of your license fee, and Manoto TV which showed stuff like Food Unwrapped and that show Nicola Walker was in for the BBC (Not Unforgotten sadly).

To cap it off there was a Korean TV channel called KBS, which showed piss poor TV Drama, shitty Youtube style pranks and some bastard awful K Pop. 

Finally one of the Russian channels had a version of Kommisar Rex, not the weirdly cucked Canadian version, but some sort of remake.

Oh and if you wanted to know was in English, Bloomberg news, BBC World service, Euronews and Gay porno (France 24 along with its French version).