Hiatus

Hiatus is once again approaching so expect to see us again in a few weeks time. You should know the drill by now, but expect holiday spam and something about old television too.

Old father Thames..

A few things here before I forget them.  The museum of  London, Docklands is hosting an exhibition on London's missing rivers. They do not cover the River Wogebourne on the map and there is precious few things on the Quaggy as their map seems to ignore most of south east London.

But what there is is interesting. Stuff found by Mudlarks on the Thames, toy guns, a doggo's skull and a fish basket all pulled from the foreshore, mainly of the Fleet, which you may know from fleet street. Also quite a bit of Roman stuff too. So if you want to see plates cursing people and a tiny glass ring, you are well catered for.

There is a bit on the River Effra down in Brixton, and the politicizing that went on, to get it recognized, or at least brought above ground. 

I actually have a scan of the leaflet they used, that I pulled out of recycling a few years back. So I'll put it up here for you to look at.

This and an old copy of Women's Weekly from the Sixties.  This campaign I learned was started early in the 1990's and went absolutely nowhere.

In other news both Shortwave mysteries are typed up and need proofreading more so in the UK reprint which as I've said before is shockingly bad, for a printed book. So expect them up soon.

Short wave.

The Short Wave mystery is book 24 or book 52 of the original Hardy boys canon depending on your region.

It involves audacious thefts and stuffed animals and an eventual showdown in Canada, with the ring leader.  It also deviates harshly depending on the version you got.  The original actually explains the outcome much better than the rewrite does.  Essentially giving the Hardys a reason to go to Canada rather than the boys going after the crook in the last chapter.  Also as the boys never graduate in the rewrites, they have to find ways to be excused from school. Rather than work for their dad, Fenton in the original.

There are some main cross over points common to both stories, though. A mansion, an auction, a "deerly" departed deer, that Chet Morton stuffs and mounts and is then stiffed out of $10 by a crook, and a raid on an electrical factory complete with a code over the wireless.

There's a nice parallel with gaming culture in the original text, with Aunt Gertrude moaning about short wave vs regular radio, and that the boys are spending too much time up in their room on their short wave sets.  Essentially pulling an all nighter, but 1940's style instead of gaming to the early hours.

Another thing not commented on in the rewrite,and this maybe exclusive to the UK version, is the sheer amount of typos in the text. I think they gave the proof reader, a day off, as they are quite extensive.

This includes, at the most nit picky, stray quote marks attributed to non quotable text and spaces before full stops, to really major stuff, including Chet Morton being called chest at one point, and Jimmy Gordon's mum being misgendered at one point (himself rather than herself.) The original PDF text I had also misses out two pages from the end of chapter 21. Glad that I bought the original as I've added the missing text, whilst reformatting.

A few things in the original are gladly gone. Joe doesn't kill a lynx in the rewrite, nor does Jimmy's dad beat the living bejesus out of him either. Uncle Elly is very much dead in the rewrite rather than just a dead beat, but apart from that the original text is very much the one you want.

Edit both are done now so download here and here.

Tube

Woke up midweek with the oddest dream, that they actually implemented tube travel in South London.  Then spent the next 30 or so minutes awake going through what it would mean and what stations would be represented. I came to the conclusion thatan off shoot from North Greenwich on the Jubilee line that went on to serve Bluewater shopping mall, via Plumstead and Bexleyheath, would be the best bet.

For those that don't know, the tube only really serves London, north of the river Thames. There are great links to the east and west along with inroads into Middlesex and Essex. But there is only token support for South London with the Northern Line terminating at Morden going someway to redress the balance.

I know we have the DLR now but consider this. When I was small our nearest tube was Elephant And Castle, a long bus trip away, and no New Cross station, does not count. 

While doing research for this, I found one of my holy grail's, an actual inverted map that shows the extent of the lines if they were represented from a south London point of view.

There are links to Leatherhead and Chessington, World of Adventures in the south, and Tonbridge Wells and East Grinstead in the extreme south east.  Dartford seems to have sprouted an airport, as it correlates to where Heathrow is in its inverse form.  Croydon is mainly part of the Jubilee line now so its goodbye trams and hello tube.

Most of south London proper, seems to be the same with only Camberwell gaining a tube stop and a few stops for Peckham and Walworth.

The not DLR now terminates at Kingston in the west rather than at Woolwich Arsenal, and what ever the white line serves Kew and its Gardens, much in the same way the district line does now.

As a final note, at secondary school in design and communication, one of the projects was coming up with a tube line that served south east London...  The more that changes, eh.

Printer

We now have a "new" Printer.  Took a chance on a Canon that was chucked out at work, to replace an old canon that has been my mainstay for years.  Had to remove some snails from the main cavity but apart from that its pretty good.

Its a MG 2950 part of the Pixma range as was my old printer (an MP220), though this is at least supported in Windows 10 now. For some reason simple scan doesn't recognise my old printer (we scan everything in linux) now, it prints but doesn't scan and running stuff from command line is just so 90's I can't be bothered to check whatever workaround there may be.

There is an official installer from Canon and the ink doesn't cost an arm and a leg like my old one did. Black ink was £15 from Wilko's so not so bad and it'll last ages as I rarely print stuff.

Scanner will see the most use though. Top tip, ignore Canons bundle ware apart from the drivers and get NAPS2 to do your bulk scanning with.  You can use Paint or GIMP as well but this is the Windows equivalent of simple scan and pretty good it is too.

Edit it looks like scan problems is a known bug with emma buntons 19.1.

Double edit and its fixed with an update. Tried out my trusty canon and its now scanning.